aftershock orgasms
-rg-sms or erotic stimulations that occur spontaneously and unexpectedly despite the lover not being in the room or any s-xual activity or contact occuring. aftershock -rg-sms are inspired mental activity and physiological reactions that come after ‘monster thumping s-x’ and the body is still craving and aching for the lover long after intercourse has occured. usually the person suffering an ‘aftershock’ has a b-n-r, a wierd smirky smile for no reason, has a visible cramp, is distracted while driving or working, or may engage in masturbation while crying out his/her lover’s name in the middle of the day for no reason. if you get these, ride the waves and keep the lover. also known as an ‘echo -rg-sm.’
after a romantic night of ‘monster thumping s-x’ my guy and i couldn’t see each other for a few days, but i was having aftershock -rg-sms all the time. so was my guy when he finally confessed over the phone.
she: “i can’t stop thinking about you. it’s so bad i’m having trouble driving.”
he: “i know, these aftershock -rg-sms are making driving dangerous. haha.”
she: “my coworkers are thinking i’m losing my mind, and i can’t tell them. they’ll think i’m a pervert!”
he: “i’m coming over in a few days. i need my next fix.”
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