Age the Cheese
when a uncirc-mcised male partner allows sm-gm- (cheese) to build up in his foreskin and presses or docks his foreskin to a partners -n-s to allow them to express flatulence (fart), inflating the foreskin and mixing the flatus with the sm-gm-. the mixture of g-sses and sm-gm- creates a stench and alters the sm-gm- in a way the resembles aged cheese – according to those who taste it afterwards.
i ain’t bathed in 6 days, baby and you are sounding’ mighty g-ssy. get over here and pucker your sweet -sshole to daddy’s uncut p-ck-r so we can age the cheese.. and bring the crackers.
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