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• Ag Hag

  a woman who has a fetish for farmers and farming. “lovelorn urbanites are flocking to the farmstands with more on their minds than mizuna salad. for a segment of the concrete jungle’s nature- and love-deprived populace, greenmarket farmers are doused more with pheromones than pesticides… careful out there, prowlers, lest you get a rep as […]

• kryberg

  that act of crying over a b-tch on three different phones namely a crack wh-r- sl-t bag. whaaaah whaaaah whaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!! no matter how many times i call my ex, and no matter what phone i use she still hangs up on me! im such a kryberg!

• Post It Pal

  one with whom you have an inside joke in which everyday office supplies are used to coordinate and arrange for the execution of s-xual acts which may include, but are not limited to, bus riding and cupcaking. that girl has 3 post it pals. clair and jeff are the office post it pals. mom why […]

• Engineer Vision

  the phenomena that occurs when a male engineer is forced to look at below average women for extended periods of time. the regular scale that is applied to women is generally multiplied by .7 to receive their actual rating. engineer 1: “hey man look at the fox, she’s a total ten!” engineer 2: “ya she […]

• touchxedo

  a t-shirt that is based on the sense of touch that takes the design of a tuxedo d-mn thats a nice touchxedo

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