aging hippie douchebag


a 40 something, bald-headed dumb-ss with a scraggly–ss ponytail and typically sports a tie-dye tee shirt and crooked gl-sses. more often than not, they never were a hippie in the first place. a lot like a straight up douchebag except they are always bald with a ponytail.
1. look at the aging hippie douchebag, g-d what a douche eh.
2. check out the ponytail on that aging hippie douchebag, wtf.

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