Agri-yob
rather common, potentially fearsome and almost entirely insane lower-cl-ss countryside dweller wont to shouting “get arff moy larnd!” and pointing a 12-bore at one. fond of tractors, cider and unpleasant acts with farmyard creatures, he or she serves a purpose. quite whatthat is, apart from making a good beater and emptying the slurry pit occasionally, is moot.
not to be confused with the barbourian, which is a far higher caste of rural inhabitant altogether.
better somehow, than town-centric, suv-driving types, whose prisitne vehicles climb nothing higher than the kerb outside the local waitrose.
referred to in blur’s coffee and tv, the agri-yob also features in the film straw dogs and in waugh’s novel scoop.
from coffee and tv:
“do you go to the country?
it isn’t very far.
there’s people there who will hurt you
cos of who you are…”
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