Ah, Cripes


exclamation in a moment of blunder or realization that one is left in a deep predicament.
lloyd accidentally left his wallet in the newspaper vendor and exclaimed “cripes!”
like cr-p, darn, and doh!, this is a statement of frustration. this is usually said, however, when a plot is foiled or one is nailed by a good prank or practical joke.
martin: mr. pendor, we have done a background check and have discovered that you have been cheating on your taxes since roosevelt was president.

chester: which one? teddy or frank?

martin: frank.

chester: which term? he had four, you know.

martin: it doesn’t matter! what does matter is that you’re under arrest!

chester: do you have proof?

martin: it’s all at the station. why don’t you slip into these handcuffs, junior, and we’ll let detective charles take care of you!

chester: ah, cripes…

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