Ah Neh Lover
singaporean english & malay english double entendre for:
1. a chinese or malay person who displays social empathy, cultural affinity or political support for south indians.
2. a chinese or malay female who exclusively sleeps with dravidian (esp. tamil) men.
essentially, similar to ‘negro lover’ or ‘n-gg-r lover’ in dixie.
chinese & malay women prefer south indian men on account of the large size of the black dravidian p-n-s. in fact, the shaivite tamil p-n-s is the largest variety of singaporean p-n-s, dwarfing the muslim malay p-n-s, which in turn exceeds the taoist-buddhist chinese p-n-s as well as the christian european p-n-s. this pattern is exemplified by a candid forum message: “ah neh are said to have bigger p-n-s mah, so chinese & malay girl like. but they forgot that many ah neh also like to beat wife after they drink.” (‘sg chi p-ssy love ah neh smelly d-ck. shock?’ bui kia, 28 mar 2011. sammyboy.com/archive/index.php/t-87850.html)
this predeliction leads to the high rates recorded for interracial kao-yin or interracial marriages between chinese & malay females with tamilian men.
in contrast, chinese & malay men are almost never ah neh lovers, being typically intimidated by dravidian women & the ‘angry madrasan stereotype’.
1) ah mat: ah tiong listens to tamil rap! what an ah neh lover!
2) li: that hot chinese-j-panese lawyer jane yumiko ittogi is an ah neh lover because she married that tamil, tharman shanmugaratnam.
3) i hooked my sister ah lian up with ravan. after first night she became an ah neh lover lah!
4) ah chong: yesterday i saw my girlfriend talking to a keling at the bazaar! that ah neh lover must have heard how big & black their lanjiaos are!
5) yu: christine tan khoon hiap is an ah neh lover because she married suppiah dhanabalan of temasek holdings.
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