Ahind


when something is ahead of something but behind something.
the basket is on the other side of the chair that is in front of you. it’s ahind the chair.
(v.) to be in front of the object or person.

a clever way to tell someone what is occurring in front of you or described object.

antonym – behind
“last night during guys night in, i was pounding natty lights with the frat bros, when to my surprise, this shark tank guppy came over and blew me from ahind. sh-t was so cash.”

royale: “look ahind you bro!”

kuddle: “what? where?”
royale: “in front of you….duh”

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