Ahpoot


blended word used for simultaneously sneezing and p-ssing gas. also, a sneeze so powerful that it results in a fart during the sneeze. “ah” from “achoo” and “poot” a slang word for flatulence are combined to form ahpoot.
if you eat beans while you have a cold, you might acidentally ahpoot.
similar to: shart and bacne

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