AIDS Merchant


(n.) one who, by their very presence, causes undesirable events to occur.
steve: hey, can you p-ss me that jeffrey, emerstov?

emerstov: yeah, here you go (drops the jeffrey)

steve: dude, you’re such an aids merchant

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