Aiken
a county in south carolina and a smalll -ss city in south carolina. lot’s of horses and old people. oh, joy.
bobby: “let’s visit aiken!”
joe: “how about we go somewhere with things to do instead?”
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aikes is aikens. aikens walks the streets giving the grace of his large p-n-s. he is a very good looking person. girls are naturally attracted to aikens.
samantha: “check that guy out, he is s-xy!”
jessica: “he is definitely an aikens!”
a family name that is rooted in michigan,georgia,pennsylvania,and ney york. the name is dated and traced back in to the 1600’s. currently, the name is much less common than it was in the past and is the most common in bay city, michigan. early records indicate it first appeared in pennsylvania.
the name aikens means “the son of little ad”. ad is the name for a pet or animal named after adam.
the aikens family has lived in the united states for many years.
a small, well known golfing and equestrian town in suburban south carolina where wealthy new englanders tend to retire or spend the winter. the town is growing rapidly due to the influx of old money coming from the north. the neighborhoods, including woodside plantation and cedar creek, are exclusive semi-retirement communities with stringent bylaws. for example, one may not display a sports flag from his or her home or mailbox except on game days, and holiday lights must kept to the minimum. first cl-ss golf courses, regal estates and beautiful horse farms line the roads into and out of the quaint downtown.
patty: “i love the luxury estates and beautiful equestrian farms of aiken, south carolina.”
michael: “me too, lets build a second home in cedar creek so that we can spend the cold winters in the south.”
the process of taking a lad’s laptop and changing his manly-man background, which usually consists of a chick in a bikini or a six foot thirteen hockey player, to a picture of the cute and cuddly clay aiken, american idol 2002 runner-up.
this concept originated at de smet jesuit high school, located in the most dangerous city of the u.s.- st. louis.
matt: mr. traughberg left the room! aiken him!
mike: i don’t have the sack to do that!
edloe: i’ll do it!!!!!!!!!!! yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!! fatty whomper!@!!!!#!@!@#
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