ailurophobia
1. the irrational fear of cats.
2. the rational fear of millions of pictures of stupid kittens taking up valuable storage sp-ce on the internet.
jane’s collection of kitten pictures had filled the 1 terabyte hard drive. this drove d-ck crazy to the point his family had him committed. diagnosis: ailurophobia.
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