Air Cadet

a person who is a member of the air training corps. generally hasn’t got much spare time, can find a mcdonald’s in seconds no matter where they are. strange obsession for shiny things e.g. stripes. they are commonly referred to as ‘sp-ceys’ by the raf. they hate all that is army and navy, or they should.
hey, that weirdo stroking those shiny stripes is an air cadet!
4 more definitions
a member of the air training corps.
”he’s an air cadet from 498 sqn.”
usually in most cases a sn-bby, slippery adolescent drip who’s dad drives the latest mercedes and spends a load of money on new mtp uniforms for his air cadet child who thinks that he is more important than the entire parachute regiment. the air cadet generally gets its kicks from telling people at his school that he can fly any aircraft you can name. many air cadets believe that they will one day become an officer, this is obviously laughable. air cadets are normally from the more sn-bby parts of the uk and refers to uniform variations by their colours

example “is it a ‘blues’ night tonight sergeant?”

despite the uniform names, they still think that they are smarter than most army cadets. the air cadet will argue to the death that they do as much field craft as the army cadets, this is impossible however because the air cadets cry when they get muddy.

the air cadets never clean the detachment and always leave it for the army cadets to do because they are lazy. air cadets never seem to have separate detachments and are always using acf buildings because they can’t afford it. they claim to have better equipment than the acf however they do not get government funding because they are more disliked than the scouts.
“the air cadet cried when he realized the mess hall at the army barracks only served what he called ‘commoner food’. he wanted a nice healthy sandwich made from eco friendly, vegan and gluten free bread.”
usually in most cases a sn-bby, slippery adolescent drip who’s dad drives the latest mercedes and spends a load of money on new mtp uniforms for his air cadet child who thinks that he is more important than the entire parachute regiment. the air cadet generally gets its kicks from telling people at his school that he can fly any aircraft you can name. many air cadets believe that they will one day become an officer, this is obviously laughable. air cadets are normally from the more sn-bby parts of the uk and refers to uniform variations by their colours

example “is it a ‘blues’ night tonight sergeant?”

despite the uniform names, they still think that they are smarter than most army cadets. the air cadet will argue to the death that they do as much field craft as the army cadets, this is impossible however because the air cadets cry when they get muddy.

the air cadets never clean the detachment and always leave it for the army cadets to do because they are lazy. air cadets never seem to have separate detachments and are always using acf buildings because they can’t afford it. they claim to have better equipment than the acf however they do not get government funding because they are more disliked than the scouts.
“the air cadet cried when he realized the mess hall at the army barracks only served what he called ‘commoner food’. he wanted a nice healthy sandwich made from eco friendly, vegan and gluten free bread.”
a phrase used to describe someone who chats air
similar to wasteman
“it’s kind of unfair to get, a big lecture from an air cadet” – jme