air force oath of enlistment
us air force oath of enlistment
i, (state your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the
unitedstates air force because i know i couldn’t hack it in the army,
because the marines frighten me and i am afraid of water over waist deep. i
swear to sit behind a desk. i also swear not to do any form of real
exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of
exercise. i promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name
because i find it amusing to annoy the other services. i will have a better
quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make
them aware of that fact. after completion of “basic training” i will be a
lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,
chair borne ranger. i will believe i am superior to all others and will
make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the
back. i will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. so
help me g-d!________________________________________signaturedate
air force oath of enlistment
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