air guitar

a procedure in which people imitate a guitar – playing situation (with no actual guitar) to a popular song which makes them look r-t-rded beyond all recognition. usually most common with guys who are into metal/rock music and have no friends.
“he was playing the air guitar again.” – guy1
“g-d dammit!” – guy2
an ancient art that originated after g-d wanted to rock out but had no electric guitar on hand. he realised how sweet a thing he had just created so he wanted to p-ss it down onto man when man had no axe to rock with. this talent was given to man, by g-d, through jesus. jesus showed the world the ineffable art of air guitar during his ressurection. jesus was radiating with a bright white light because he was rocking so hard.

the art of the air guitar was thus written down in the bible and succesfully p-ssed on to man. the practice of air guitar since it’s inception has been shown throughout the history of the world. jesus is discretely air guitaring in the famous painting the last supper in the galleria borghese, rome.

on and on has this holy tradition gone. it is kept alive by generations of rockers young and old. if you are listening to a really sweet guitar solo and you have no real guitar to emulate the action of rocking, pick up your hands, put them in position, and rock and roll all night.

remember…rock on.
adam was listening to communication breakdown by led zeppelin and it was nearing the kick-ss guitar solo. but he had no guitar. so he took matters into his own hands. he played air guitar and never stopped rocking.
in an age where man has abandoned g-d , the air guitar remains the only representation of mankinds ultimate faith in the unseen
watch bill and ted for the example of perfect air guitarmanship
1)the act of making a guitar-playing motion with your hands, usually done while listening to music, while under the influence of alchohol, or both.

2)what people do when they can’t play guitar, and want to look cool, but they just end up looking riduculous.

(also known as air guitaring)
1)jason got so drunk at the party last night, that he started air guitaring to air guitar along to the music, and then barfed on the stereo.

2)look at that loser over there, playing air guitar.
1)a way to play guitar without disturbing others and having your neighbors call the police and your family telling you to turn it down if it is an electric guitar

2) to jam with your favorite songs freely

1) i took up the guitar recently for a play my day program is putting on, and the only way to practice playing it at home is by air guitar, since my brother had sold his guitar before this happened.

2) i have air-guitarred to bon jovi’s “have a nice day” my chemical romance’s “teenagers”, and nickelback’s “burn it to the ground” where n-body could see me.

a form of female masturbation, where a girl uses one hand to tickle her nipple whilst using the other to strum/stimulate her cl-toris.
for left handed girls, use right hand to rub/tickle right nipple and left to arouse cl-toris for pleasure. can be performed lying down with eyes closed or open. imagine you are playing a real guitar, feeling the music as you reach climax. playing a great tune in the back ground or any song (jimi hendrix recommended). this looks like you are playing an air guitar
when having s-x you may wish to use this to increase s-xual pleasure with partner. have fun whatever you do.
airguitar is a grand and prized member of the beloved site funnyjunk. he kicks -ss and takes cr-p from no one. with his high power and his army, he can persuade fj to do almost anything, while still being light-hearted and not afraid to be an idiot. his brilliant comments are always witty and hilarious. we all love him, especially ‘u’. 🙂
did you see that kick -ss comment that air left? so funny!

airguitar completely raided that post!
when you pretend to play a rad air guitar solo, so that you can scratch your p-b-s in public with your “strumming” hand
air guitar solo!!! rock out bruuh!!! bwwaaaaanaanana-itch-itch-itch-nananaaanawr!

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