Air Job
noun: the art or act of pantomiming a bl-w j-b.
it’s like air guitar but with an air p-n-s instead.
verb: air jobbing
kristy is such a prude and probably wouldn’t touch a real d-ck, but d-mn! did you see how hot she looked when she did that air job?
when the blowing of hot air from a oral cavity results in the recipient of the “air job” to temporarily loose feeling in his t-st-cl-s ergo blue b-lls.
last night at the park, i paid some broad eight bucks to blow me and all i got was an air job. now i have blue b-lls so bad i can’t walk!
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