air muffin
steps to making a air m-ffin: first you must muster up the most rank, rancid fart your -ss can produce. next fart into palm of hand and cup tightly. with nasty -ss-air in your hand find a inocent m-f- and blow the -ss-air all over innocent f-cks face. declare your victory by hollaring “air m-ffin.” word.
“aw man did you see tom air m-ffin the sh-t out of cindy?”
“cindy that poor m-f-, she got -ss-air allll over her face.”
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