air penis
an instrument similar to the air guitar…played in a similar fashion but utilizing a stroking motion instead of a strumming motion.
dude 1_your sister plays the air p-n-s well because she’s an expert at the real deal.
a form of corporate communication (sign language) whereby one uses their hand movements to mimic the placement and pleasure of a p-n-s.
common examples if air p-n-s include:
f-ck nose – copulation of ones nose with your fist
w-nker – copulation / stroke movements around ones groin area
life saver / d-ck head – with one hand c-cked towards the back of ones head, the other is randomly throwing out rope from ones forehead
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