air sex


to ill-strate the act of s-x through body actions, much as one would ill-strate the music of guitar through the actions of air guitar.

this is a new craze in j-pan where there are many bacholars to couple ratio. often seen there as a new sport and where championships do take place.
man, tim has proper good c-ck thrust, hes well good at air s-x.
the art of performing s-x without a partner, as air guitar is without a guitar. so in essence masturbation.
i flunked with the ladies last night and had to go home, watch some p-rn and perform air s-x.

ladies are ok but there is far less h-ssle with air s-x.
the instantaneous connection between two people upon first glance. could also be referred to as love at first sight but it much more intense as the air around you just feels -rg-smic.
it was like in the movies, the slow motioned movements, the sudden dimming of the lights and then our eyes met, and for that’s when it happened, air s-x, yes, we’d just connected on a whole new level

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