Air Strike

air strike

1. internet terminology.
one step up from man the harpoons.
used when a fat chick (usually referred to as a whale) posts her picture.
if the woman is large enough, one can step the strike up to a new level: nuclear strike, moab, foab or other thermobaric weapon.
also has part of it’s meaning shared with the military definition.
if you believe you are funny enough, you may apply the term in real life where you may see many fat chicks or in other real life situations.

2. military terminology
a military strike delivered by the air force.
target is usually a suspected or confirmed enemy ground position.
or in the case of definition 1. a fat chick too large for the harpoons.
delivery of the strike is usually from aircraft such as bombers, ground attack aircraft, strike fighters or helicopters.
weapons used during a strike can range from machine gun fire to missiles to bombs.
air strikes are sometimes initiated in strategic bombings, but the term generally refers to tactical intervention by airpower on the battlefield.
if necessary (eg: degree of military situation or the woman in definition 1. is exceedingly obese) an air strike can be followed up by an artillery, infantry or armour -ssault.
1.

a: whoa! get a load of that f-cking whale man!!!1
b: f-ck me! man the harpoons!
a: screw the harpoons dawg, i’m calling in an air strike
b: good call mang, that b2 spirit will make short work of that fat b-tch!

2.
e.g 1. as in transformers 2: revenge of the fallen

usaf master sergeant epps: i hope those f-14’s got good aim…
major lennox: …why?
usaf master sergeant epps: i told them to hit the orange smoke…

lennox proceeds to facepalm upon realizing they are virtually stood on the orange smoke as epps makes an excuse about it being a bad throw, when in reality he throws like a girl.

e.g 2.
operator: enemy position verified
field marshal: call in the a-10’s, it’s time to light em up
a booty call, esp. as a last-ditch act of desperation after striking out at the bars.
joe: how’d you make out at sk-nky mcstrange’s last night?
mike: i got drunk and had no game, so i went home and called in an airstrike.

jerry: i just called up jess, she’s going to meet me at the bar at 10.
jim: d-mn dude! you called in an airstrike before you fired the first shot.
when you’re in a public restroom, and you have to take a sh-t, but don’t want to sit on the gnarley aids covered seats, you airstrike it by propping yourself up in the stall and releasing your payload unto the porcelain below.

25 points for straight in
15 points for partly in/out
10 points for sh-t on the floor.
“dude i just h-lla airstriked it.”
“no way, how many many points?”
“25, n-gg-, straight in.”
“yee.”
slang terminology for when a someone fills all ten contact spots for a text message with the same person, so the message is received ten times over by that person. then the sender often sends the whole message again, resulting by the end hundreds of repeat messages on someone’s phone. if the recipient’s phone is on vibrate it is even more obnoxious.
“my phone won’t stopped buzzing, brian air striked me!”
the act of person a -j-c-l-t-ng onto person b from an aerial position
marcus performed an air strike by leaping high into the air and releasing his load upon the unsuspecting boy’s face.
a s-xual move involving butcher/bike hooks holding a guy up while he j-zzes on his partners face. (can be held up by friend/other partner)
yo, did you see balance airstrike jim e bizzle?
yeah…i was holding him up!
multiple jagerbombs (no fewer than 3) chugged in quick succession.
joe’s calling in one h-ll of an airstrike. he’s got 5 bombs ready to go.

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