Air-wank
the gesture of masturbating in the air, invariably male in orientation, and usually expressing a lack of impression or excitement. often shown with asterisks bracketing indicating action, like so:
-air-w-nk-
not to be confused with -air-rub-.
a: i’ll bet you five bucks you can’t get a date with that fat chick over there.
b: -air-w-nk- are you kidding me? i’ve got a whole cooler full of ben & jerry’s in the car when the truffles in my pocket run out.
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the art of miming the act of masturbation, must like air guitar but instead you are playing your man instrument.
dude 1: “woah! that was the greatest air w-nking ive ever seen!”
dude 2: “thanks! i practise hard every day!”
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