airborn boots
a common ploy used in the army to amuse the troops during inspection. the n.c.o will pick up a soldier’s boots and ask him what he is doing with airborn boots. confused, the young troop will stammer that they were issued to him/he does’nt know/he thought they were regular boots. the n.c.o will then show why they are airborn boots and proceed to throw them violently out the window/doorway/tentflap. while doing so, the n.c.o will say “see, they’re f-cking air born boots, ya scr–te!!!!
hey, what are you doing with these f-cken airborn boots, you f-cken scr–te?? want to know why they’re airborn boots???” –throws boots into the air– “because they’re f-cking air born!!!”””
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