Airplane Novel


a book that one would typically buy at an airport that is read just to p-ss the time on the flight, not because of actual interest.

examples would most books by james patterson, nelson demille, and dan brown.
person 1: “ooh, the gate house sounds good, my co-workers talk about nelson demille a lot! i think i’ll get this one!”

person b: “that’s just an airplane novel, you won’t ever touch it again once we get into chicago.”

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