airporn booth
transportation security administration (tsa) full-body scanning machine. of course, if you’re hard-up and things did not go well in the airport bathroom glory-hole, you might want to p-ss on this machine and head straight for the full-body rub (minus happy ending unless you have a great imagination and are ‘quick’)–aka security ‘pat-down.’
well, i’m at the airport heading for the gate. i took off my shoes, loosened my belt, un-b-ttoned my shirt and left my underwear at home. instead of a security pat-down, i am going through the scanner, lovingly referred to as the ‘airp-rn booth,’ or ‘airp-rn cube.’ hopefully tsa officers won’t detain me after they see my naked junk in the airp-rn booth, thinking i have two round pieces of c-4 taped to a stick of dynamite!! lol
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