Aisle 69
an aisle in a store/supermarket which contains only or predominately tampons, condoms, and/or s-xual pleasure items.
customer: “i need some condoms where are they kept?”
employee: “over on aisle 69 right by the pharmacy”
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the act of redirecting a questioning customer to a non-existent (and distant) area of a large superstore. done either for reasons of expedient break-taking, general cluelessness or for the amus-m-nt of one’s self and close shelf-stacking peers. often all three.
customer: could you tell me where i could find the
bitter shelf-stacking monkey: certainly n-ble sir/kind madam. i believe said item is located in aisle 69 – keep walking to the far side of the store, and it will be right there on your left.
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