Aisle Mine
using skillful timing, the aisle mine is a concentrated cloud of -n-l gas most often laid in supermarket aisles with the intention of it detonating violently into the nostrils of unsuspecting p-ssers-by.
for maximum points, the perpetrator must not draw attention to their state of hysterical siezure in the adjacent aisle following ‘discovery’ of said mine.
dude 1 : “oh f-ck!…f-ck me!…ergh!…!!”
dude 2 : “dude, we just got totally pwn3d by an aisle mine!”
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