aixwit
someone who makes confident, yet erroneous, -ssertions about matters of english grammar, spelling, and usage, and then refuses to back down despite all the evidence. derived from “john of aix”, a poster on uk.misc well-known for his aixwittery, and “f-ckwit”.
don’t be such an aixwit, “ungent” is not a valid spelling of “unguent”.
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