AJB
acronym: after jog bog. the typically loose and barely controllable bowel movement that many distance runners experience immediately after a long run. variation on after grog bog.
jim: great run, man. you want to grab a beer?
tim: thanks, but i better go before i ajb right here.
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acronym for -n-l joy boy. a person who usually for payment, but not always, will take it in the back door for someone else’s enjoyment, although they probably enjoy it as well on some sort of weird level.
also a kind of bender.
adrian john boddington is an ajb, and he loves it in the chocolate starfish.
someone who tends to take it up the b-m in public toilets.
yeah man i totally ajb ‘d a girl in tescos toilets last night.
noun- a-jewfaced-b-tch
yo man you gotta get ajb off of your back.
n-body likes ajb.
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