Ajlar
ajlar is a random girl who loves sniffing used tampons. they can be find in the jungles from jamaica, but they are also often seen at the australian beaches. they love smoking and they can’t say no to a good drink.
ajlars get a lot of boys. everybody loves her and they love to use her as a horse.
person 1: did you hear about ajlar?
person 2: yes, i was riding her back yesterday!
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