ajo y agua
literally means ‘garlic and water’ in spanish, but it is actually a contraction of ‘a joderse y aguant-rs-‘, which can be taken to mean something like this: ‘you f-cked up (or you got f-cked up), and now you’ll have to deal with it’.
juan: la engañé a mi novia con otra. pero ella se enteró y me abandonó.
pepe: ajo y agua.
spanish for garlic and water, but short for ajodido y aguant-rs-, meaning f-cked and just have to put up with it.
paco: ?como estas, chico?
hector: !ay mano, estoy ajo y agua!
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