akash patel


a s-xy, intelligent, funny, tall, handsome, unbelievably lovable fly south asian gujarati with excellent morals and family values. kindda slow too but ehh n-bodies perfect!
just tell your mummie that i’m an akash patel, baby.
s-x g-d
a p-rn star

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