akhenblit
an honorable last name given to descendents of russian royalty. akhenblits are generally talented, carry a great esteem of themselves, strike fear in the hearts of their foes, and have suprisingly large p-n-ses (yes, even the women have big schl-ngs).
dude, that guy over there is an akhenblit. his member is trailing behind him for 3 feet!
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