akirr
noun:
1. of our relating to the p-n-s.
2. omnipotent demigod of mortals.
3. keeper of the octagon.
4. the most suave man you know.
verb:
1. m-ssive amounts of s-x with supermodels:
2. taking a sh-t in your pants.
3. brief memory lapses caused by drugs.
4. to receive a high dosage of novacaine in your face.
adjective:
1. relating to p-n-s size.
2. relating to p-n-s girth.
3. relating to the insertion of the p-n-s.
4. used to help describe any situation.
“i akirred that girl good.”
“so i was shooting hoops with my p-n-s friends, then bam p-n-s dunk. yeah p-n-s.”
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