Akon-oron


an oxymoronic statement that one says while trying to court a person of the opposite s-x. usually offensive, and usually said by the man to the woman. inspired by the chorus to akon’s song “s-xy b-tch”, wherein the singer says, “i don’t mean to be disrespectful” and then proceeds to repeatedly refer to the woman in question as a “s-xy b-tch”.

indicative of:
a)how stupid men are
b)how stupid rap lyrics can tend to be
guy: hey
girl: hey
guy: you look really pretty.
girl: thank you
guy: i mean, i’m trying to be respectful, but godd-mn you have the juciest -ss ever.
girl: uhhhh…-walks away-
guy: dammit…i didn’t mean to use an akon-oron. sh-t!

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