akoned
getting picked up and thrown from the stage as akon did to that one kid.
d-mn! dia frampton akoned me when i saw her at warped! i got a b-n-r!
derived from akon’s song locked up. when your significant other won’t let you do what you want.
lyric’s of akon’s locked up: “they won’t let me out, they won’t let me out, (im locked up)”
jaime’s wife christina won’t let him play golf again. jaime sure is akoned!
Read Also:
- AK-Special
noun. a type of shirt exposing no less than 6 inches vertically, 4 inches horizontally of the upper chest region, in a v neck shape. that’s a real nice ak-special you have there, bro. i can totally see your chest beard.
- Alan Rickman
the best british actor who ever lived. known for his part in the harry potter movies as professor severus snape. has been acting for over 50 years. has the most romantic voice. and is the s-xiest 60 year old on the planet!!!!!!!! alan rickman looks good in a long, black, greasy wig. the hottest and […]
- Edward Castro
a “guy” (so “he” says) who goes to pistor middle school who is gay. always seen with a sh-tload of “his” girlfriends, but not in a straight kind of way. looks like big–ss headed lizard who was f-cked up in the -ss-hole of elton john. infact, he really has been up there. if compered to […]
- boosh (dog cunt)
boosh (dog c-nt) a random sentence said out loud to make your mates p-ss them selfs laughing/or, said stright to someones face to start a fight nathan;; go on, say it frank frank;;boosh (dog c-nt)!!! nathan;;hahahahaha…. random;;what you lookin at!! frank;;boooosh dog c-nt. random;;ok, f-ck face, lets go!!
- Alaskan Blue Fire
the act of cooling windex and spritzing it maliciously on a lover’s v-g-n-. it is at first cold, and yet inflames the v-g-n-, hence the alaska and the fire. prior to s-xual activity, bill would always stick a bottle of window cleaner in the freezer for a good burst of alaskan blue fire in case […]