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• Alabama Hayride

  when you braid your facial hair into a d-ld- and proceed to use it during s-xual intercourse. suzy is dating a guy that looks like he was in zz top, i heard one night he offered to give her an alabama hayride.

• Alarm Clocking

  waking up sentient beings. getting folks to stay woke. making noise, speaking up, & being free! resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and bs. lupe: yo, a bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. i can’t go back to sleep. yoshi: that’s real talk, sister. that bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. stay woke!

• alarm clock sex

  waking up to s-x with you partner. i was ready to go this morning after alarm clock s-x.

• alaskan eskimo pie

  when engaged in intercourse the guy gives a cream pie to the girl, leaves it there, eats a very strong peice of mint gum and then blows into the girls v-g-n-. the reason for the gum is so that the guy doesnt taste his own c-m that alaskan eskimo pie felt so good and creamy.

• Albatrolling

  the act of going on anonymous chat sites (esp. omegle) and chatting a single word (esp. albatross) repet-tively to confuse the other person albatrolling you: albatross stranger: wtf? you: albatross! stranger: … you: albatrololololololol

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