akward moment..
…-crickets-…
i don’t know,.. i’m sorry…
it’s 4:21am, and i’m hungry and alone.. :c
…..talk to me d’=! …
talk to mee d’x …
-bangs on computer screen-, please talk to me, d”=
at least throw me something eatable.. dx<
-sneeze- >_>, wwowwoww… “whatcha call meh?! d:
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