Al Borland’s Hammer
a guy c-ms on a girls face, sprinkles p-b-s on her face, and then hammers in the p-b-s by using his c-ck while yelling “it’s tool time”; giving the girl a beard just like al borland from the television show home improvement.
i totally gave that girl last night an “al borland’s hammer”! f-ck yeah!
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