Al Cootie
a terrible disease contracted by allie howland. symptoms include: slight nausea, extreme cravings for mac+cheese, urges to purchase every new bath product at cvs, urges to give the middle finger to just about everyone, and reckless driving. to cure this terrible disease please contact 1800-nomoreal.
peter: “omg! i just got al cootie from sharing trail mix with allie howland”
jan: “you should have known better”
peter: “i better call 1800-nomoreal right away!”
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