Al Sharptonism
a horrible disease that, once contracted, is incurable. people with al sharptonism think that everything is racist. other symptoms often, but not always, include being wider than you are tall, having a hairdo that hedgehogs would consider excessive, and talking in ebonics.
my favorite al sharptonistic phrase is “my black brotha’ just tripped over a stick! the tree that dropped that sick must be a kkk member! arrest that sonofab-tch evergreen before his racist ways infect the entire population of the divided states!”
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