Alabama Carpet ride
the s-xual act of going down to the alabama coast line and f-cking a girl who has sand in her v-g-n-
andrew: dude i can’t understand why my d-ck hurts.
brian: didn’t you just back from alabama?
andrew: oh yeah must be that alabama carpet ride i got!
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