Alabama Carpool
in alabama, when a white man chains a bunch of black people to the back of his truck and drags them so he can use the carpool lane to cut down on travel time.
i will never drive in alabama again after that alabama carpool lost one of it’s p-ssengers when that chain broke and i had a black person fly through my window.
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