alabama cheese cracker
when youre c-ck hasnt been cleaned for some time and collects dirt which smells cheesy you then wipe the cheese on to youre hand and then onto youre unsuspecting friends toast.
hey barney you want some toast….yeah great buddy..mmm this toasts really good..ha ha ha u just had youre first alabama cheese cracker
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