Alabama Chutney Vampire
when a girl signs up to the fire department and is in the process of putting out a fire when her hose runs out of water. she then has to pull off her fire clothes and sh-t onto the fire while drinking the blood of the a fellow firefighter, thus giving her the energy to continue to sh-t constantly until the flames are extinguished.
danny: holy sh-t my house was burning down even though the fire department got there in under 5 seconds, but they ran out of water!
al: oh no did the house get destroyed?
danny: nah luckily they had some chick alabama chutney vampire it so its all good
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