Alabama cocktail
an alabama c-cktail is when you go behind the shed or to the family barn with a male, blood relative and very slowly undo their pants and jack them off till they are fully erect. then you proceed to stick their fully erect phallus in your mouth. you swirl their d-ck in your mouth till its nice and wet, and then gently begin to rim your -sshole with it. for the best effect your p–p-cutter should be unwashed and freshly used. after getting a fair amount of your excrement on your brother/dad/uncle’s p-ck-r, you stick it back in your mouth and suck until they -j-c-l-t-.
alan’s mother: hey alan, want to go to the barn and give me an alabama c-cktail? i haven’t had one since yesterday.
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