Alabama Cologne
the odor that results from a redneck not showering for an extended period of time.
my redneck friend spent a week camping without any running water and came back wearing alabama cologne
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- alabama crabcake
when eating the std known as crabs from another person’s pubic hair. john decided that, for dessert, he’d have himself some alabama crabcake.
- alabama razorback
the practice of killing one’s s-xual partner with a sharp object after copulating, usually preceeded by pretending to scratch her back. “aren’t you afraid your wife’s co-worker is going to tell her you slept together?” “no, i finish all my one night stands with an alabama razorback these days.”
- Alanasironic
randomly sort-of annoying or unfortunate. used descriptively in regards to two simultaneous events. it was alanasironic, like rain on your wedding day, or like losing your luck troll pencil topper while crossing london bridge by foot on a monday afternoon.
- Alanis Irony
when someone claims that something is ironic when it clearly isn’t. it’s like rain on your wedding day. … no, that’s alanis irony.
- Alanny
awesomeness, incredible,the sh-t!!!!!! that chick right there has alanny size t-tties