Alabama cooch clapper


when a man is doing a woman, the man sticks a mouse trap into the girls v-g-n- when shes about to -rg-sm, the movement of the v-g-n-l muscles then set it off and the male proceeds to slap both of her ears simultaneously with the palms of his hands.
fred: awwww man did you hear what jim did to sally last weekend

tom: the alabama cooch clapper!!!, she aint guna sit right for weeks!

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