Alabama Crab Dangle

1. a vigorous and b-st–l hillbilly form of intercourse where in the man enters his partner (male or female) from the rear. the position gets it’s name from the unique habit of propping one leg up presumably for purposes of leverage, on a nearby raised surface such as a pig trough or fence rail so that the t-st-c-ls appear to dangle. see also, shaka zulu style
ex.
“i come in the barn and there was earl a’f-ckin jethro amongst the hay bails, and he just grins at me and asks if i want a lil alabama crab dangle”.

“charles had been an indifferent lover with emma and it was left to rudolpho to teach her the intricacies of the alabama cab dangle beneath a canopy of beach leaves along the riding path by her home.”
flaubert, “madame bovary”
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the act of standing above someone, while shaping your hands like a crabs claws, and repeatedly “tea bagging” the target with your -n-s and anything else dangling down there, while simultaniously opening and closing your “claws”.
man last night i found out two things that i had never known before.
1) what it’s like to receive an alabama crabdangle.
2) that i liked it.
a mythical s-xual position made famous by tim meadow’s character leon phelps in the snl skit, the laidies man. the position is where the male stands over the female who is laying on her back with her hips and pelvis arched into the air. the male then holds his erection straight down while standing in an wide-legged open stance, only bending at the kness while thrusting into the female’s v-g-n-.
“if some bustop sk-nk is lucky, i may even spring the “alabama crabdangle” on her…”
a s-xual position in which the male is standing with feet wide apart while holding the female by the legs, one in front, one in back, as she is hanging upside down she does a lot of gyration in order to obtain s-xual pleasure.
that freaky gymnast that i banged is crazy, we even did the alabama crab dangle.
a s-xual position that involves at least one contortionist, a body harness, rubber sheets, a small farm animal, a blow torch, and a double-headed d-ld-.
rebel loved engaging in the alabama crab dangle with his life partner forkman.
when a man is on all fours, and a woman is on top of him with her knees tucked up under his arm pits, her stomach on his back, and shye is giving him a rimjob, while jerking him off
alabama crab dangle, with a twist, not
involves crabs and dangling, ie one from the southern states infested with lice, engaging in acrobatic intercourse, with man woman or beast.
cleetus crab dangled the prize hog, when his momma found out she burned his p-b-s off wid a blow torch till he wus clean