Alabama Crab Dangler


n. the name of the jiggle and swing motion used to release unwanted sh-t that is dangling out of your b-tt when your sh-t is hanging from your b-tt and you want it to fall into the toilet or desired area. commonly used when no toilet paper is avaliable.
last night i took a huge sh-t and it wouldnt let go … i did the alabama crab dangler and it fell right out.

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