alabama crop circle
when a bunch of hicks (preferably from alabama) take family members into fields and have a circle jerk. the last hick that blows their load on their family member gets cornholed by seeing how many cobs of corn can fit in their -ss by the winning kin folk.
my -ss hurts after losing last nights alabama crop circle… my sister just didnt look as good as she usually does…
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